Celestia: My faithful,loyal twilight sparkle-
Villain: She read your diary.
Celestia sends twilight to the sun.
Twilight: IT BUUURRRRRRNNNNSSSS.
Celestia: Reading my diary will not be TOLERATED.
Uhh... if you don't mind me asking... what are Trapper Keepers?
I know about the French Trappers of Canadian history, but... O . o