Random doodle that :iconekenket: and I thought was hilarious in a sleep deprived state of mind. It'll be for sale at Rainfurrest in Seattle next month!
She needs some time to relax.
Twi - "Princess I think you have had enough. Lets head back to the...."
Tia - "HEY! Hey, comeer. Ya knows who eLSe is a a Di *hic*. BIG Mac! He is a HUUUUGE Di *hic*........ with legs. Ha Ha Ha!"
Twi - "Tia please. That's my best friends brother. He is a good s...."
Tia - "HELL YA he's a good stud. I.... I.... I lift dat heavy ass sun every day. The sleast he can do is lift dis sun on my heavy ass. He he he!"
Luna - "OH My GOD, Twi! Look at her butt. It is so big. She like one of those rapper chicks."
Twi - "Luna your not helping. God, grab her back legs and help me get her out of here."
Luna - "Ah, nononono. Princess Higher-archy. You lift the royal ass while I tend to the hole of obscenity that will soon activate when we try to.... OOFF"
Tia - "Get your hoof of a me you da *HIC*m dirty moon... uh... moon MONKEY! Hahahaha! Moon Monkey Moona!"
Twi - "Luna are you ok. Did she hurt you."
Luna - "Oww! I tink she bwoke meh noose! You on ya own Twi!"
Twi - "Luna come back. Don't leave me alone with..... umm.... Tia. Were is your hoof right now."
Tia - "He he! Where the sun don't shine. At least not yet it don't. He he!"
Next morning -
Tia - "Aggggggrh! Let this be a lesson to you Twilight *HRGH* Sparkle. Never mix cheap booze with warm bear. Oh me I think I... *HHHHRRRRRG*"
Twi - "Princess when are we going to talk about what you did to me last night."
Tia - "L.laater! When I am done talking to Ambassador John about fair.... *Hrgh*.... trade policies.
And that's pretty much everything I thought about when I looked at your picture. Well except the really bad parts about Tia and Twi and an unconscious red stallion and a vigorous game of "does this rag smell funny". That, I just could not put into words. So edited it out.
This is a fun picture. Thanks for sharing it with us all.
Drunk Celestia: "I tell you w-vhat...! I m-made YOU puh-rincess because you arrr... gunna hafta take over sumdays..... Gahbuuuhhh..."
Twilight: "Ok... I think that's enough double alcoholic cider for you. I think I should move to another table before some nasty terrible escapade starts to happen."
Twilight: *Remember, Twilight, just ignore her, she always gets like this when she drinks...*