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I Tell You What...! by sophiecabra I Tell You What...! by sophiecabra
Celestia. Go home. You're drunk.


Random doodle that :iconekenket: and I thought was hilarious in a sleep deprived state of mind. It'll be for sale at Rainfurrest in Seattle next month!
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MindMenderEoin Featured By Owner May 20, 2015  Student General Artist
Poor Twilight, she can't figure out how to cope with seeing her Ruler, her Teacher, and Role Model all in one getting tipsy.  X3
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TYRANICALWANKER Featured By Owner May 24, 2014
That Twilight ain't right!!!!!
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Mjolnir007 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014
Just to let you know...

www.fimfiction.net/story/17471…

This was all your fault...
Thank You...
(Rough Language Warning)
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SoulveiWinterfall Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013  Professional General Artist
"And then, girl you don't even KNOW, then there was this one time that I saw Luna spit in my cereal and I was like "that bitch is going to space for this". And I sent her to space but she landed on the moon because of gravity or some made up thing like that and it totally sucked. Do you think Spike spits in your cereal? I would. Are you going to finish that scotch?"
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ijustloveit619 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Ohhh the adorable twilight XD
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SapphireD Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"You think my job is easy? Just wait until YOU take over me!"
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Budgie-Wing Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:icontwilightsparkleplz: :iconsaysplz: I'm not massaging your plot if that's what your asking -._-.
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tunipeace Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol i wonder what she is telling twilight about her past affairs?

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BrutalityInc Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2013
What does a monarch do when her job gets her too stressed out? Go to the pub and getting totally hammered. 
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GJTProductions Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014
:iconprincesstwilightplz: -> :iconmegustaplz:
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SomaShield Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2013
this is weird but the way you draw celestia here reminds me the new villain that gonna appear in season 4
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Orca19904 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013
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xelianthought Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013
Fun pic. 
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lulu587dawn Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
ha

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Jose-Ramiro Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Twi - Ouch. Note to self; don't save Applejack's cider for a whole month.
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AgentTasmania Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013
She has a very demanding job.
She needs some time to relax.
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Ashoof Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013
lo that look on twillys face says it all
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SQuietSonamy Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is hilarious indeed :XD: I just love the expressions XP
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FoxOFWar Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Snrk. Okay, I'll admit I laughed at this. But I guess even demi-god princesses need a night off at times. ;)
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Sandwich-Anomaly Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yeah... best celestia is a drunk one... CHEERS!
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trinson Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
Tia - "ThAt Barbender is a rEAl Di *hic* to expedt his QUEEEN to pay for *hic* for dis drinks."
Twi - "Princess I think you have had enough.  Lets head back to the...." 
Tia - "HEY! Hey, comeer.  Ya knows who eLSe is a a Di *hic*.  BIG Mac!  He is a HUUUUGE Di *hic*........  with legs.  Ha Ha Ha!"
Twi - "Tia please.  That's my best friends brother.  He is a good s...."
Tia -  "HELL YA he's a good stud.  I.... I.... I lift dat heavy ass sun every day.  The sleast he can do is lift dis sun on my heavy ass.   He he he!"
Luna - "OH My GOD, Twi!  Look at her butt.  It is so big.  She like one of those rapper chicks."
Twi - "Luna your not helping.  God, grab her back legs and help me get her out of here."
Luna - "Ah, nononono.  Princess Higher-archy.  You lift the royal ass while I tend to the hole of obscenity that will soon activate when we try to.... OOFF"
Tia - "Get your hoof of a me you da *HIC*m dirty moon... uh... moon MONKEY!  Hahahaha!  Moon Monkey Moona!"
Twi - "Luna are you ok.  Did she hurt you."
Luna - "Oww!  I tink she bwoke meh noose!  You on ya own Twi!"
Twi - "Luna come back.  Don't leave me alone with..... umm.... Tia.  Were is your hoof right now."
Tia - "He he!  Where the sun don't shine.  At least not yet it don't.  He he!"

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Next morning -

Tia - "Aggggggrh!  Let this be a lesson to you Twilight *HRGH* Sparkle.  Never mix cheap booze with warm bear.  Oh me I think I... *HHHHRRRRRG*"
Twi - "Princess when are we going to talk about what you did to me last night."
Tia - "L.laater!  When I am done talking to Ambassador John about fair.... *Hrgh*.... trade policies.

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And that's pretty much everything I thought about when I looked at your picture.  Well except the really bad parts about Tia and Twi and an unconscious red stallion and a vigorous game of "does this rag smell funny".  That, I just could not put into words.  So edited it out.  ;P

This is a fun picture.  Thanks for sharing it with us all.  :D
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RidingEngenere Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013
You win the Muffin award for how good your lines fit a single picture that needs to become a comic :P
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DJSimba7 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
I'm pretty sure I watched you start drawing this at the airport in Baltimore. If not, I'm thinking of someone else. 
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TheVillain117 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
Hahaha!
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Lionroo Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
"And another thing....." love it!
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DeltaPsimega Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
I tell you hwat. I miss selling propane. Bein' a princess is a whole lot more work.
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Pyrobug0 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
"Twilight... bein'... bein' a princess SUCKS! It's the worst thing EVERRRRRR! Yoo jus' take everyone's CRAP all day... anyoudongettosayNOTHIN. Gah, 's so DUMB. 'M glad you're not a princess Twiiiilight."
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secoh2000 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL I love the "I tell [hic] you something ... EVERYONE thinks [hic] it's easy to raise the sun.... THE SUN!  Well it's [hic] not... trust me and don't even get me started about leap years!"
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Master-Quindo Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
Twilight does not like hearing about Celestia's past escapades. 
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MightyMorphinPower4 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013
Lol very funny
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BloodyMessiah Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013
Haa haaa!!!!    this is pretty dope!    twilight looks like a little girl here.  
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verge-1 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student
I wonder who she would hit on the most lol
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Names-Tailz Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconprincesscelestiaplz: lemme tell ya somet *hic* ing Twlilight spackle I will tell YOU when I had enough, and I ain't done yet! *hiccups and falls of chair*
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schneelocke Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013
Hah! You really need to color this. :)
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alexanderhunt88 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
She looks like Granny Smith
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Lunydale Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013
That look on Twilight's face. Excellent.
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ShadowRunner27 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Expressions are priceless. :meow:
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Jlun2 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013
:icontwilightsparkleplz: How do you get drunk from drinking diet coke!?
:iconcelestiawthplz: ....I....DON'T....KNOW....
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Ricarlos Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013
recreative drugs are magic
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Chaotic-Brony Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm sorry Celestia, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to cut you off.  

*turns to Twilight* I assume you'll be picking up the tab? Oh, and make sure she doesn't fly, just because she's a princess doesn't mean she can fly under the influence!
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SuperDigiFlow Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013  Professional General Artist

Drunk Celestia: "I tell you w-vhat...! I m-made YOU puh-rincess because you arrr... gunna hafta take over sumdays..... Gahbuuuhhh..."

Twilight: "Ok... I think that's enough double alcoholic cider for you. I think I should move to another table before some nasty terrible escapade starts to happen."

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Starbolt-81 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:icondemomanplz: "Ahm drunk, whaz yer excuuuse!?'

I love the 'oh god why me' face Twi is pulling :P
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SemiJuggalo Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Drunklestia: "Yyyou think yer such hot sh*t, now that yerrr a *hiccup* Princessss? Well, lemme tell ya who gotcha where you aaarre..."

Twilight: *Remember, Twilight, just ignore her, she always gets like this when she drinks...*
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ZeroZi Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013
drunk celestia i love it
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Comicalfreakazoid Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013   General Artist
hahahhaa I'm dying of laughter! awesome :D (Big Grin) 
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EverlastingJoy Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013
:iconhankhillplz::iconsaysplz:I tell you what, that pony ain't normal.
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somekindahatebreeder Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Hobbyist
haha, best comment here
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Emeralddragon2 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013
"He said he wanted some time apart so I turned him into a statue"
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aBusinessBoy Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013
Love Twilight's expression: :c
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catluvr2 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"Turn down the sun, will ya? It's hurting my brain..."
"Um, you do that yourself, Princess."
"... buck it, I'm going to bed."
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