"Well then. I guess if you haven't had a full checkup you better get it now. *puts on glove* Just stand still and try to relax." "Um... Excuse me... What are you-" "!!!!!" Later. "Her hoof was so... cold."
Aww man, I was just thinking of a really messed up movie... "The Edge of Darkness,"& this immediately made me think of the ending. I couldn't imagine going for a quick examination& learning that I have radiation poisoning (that wasn't,the ending just so you know). Scary thought, but I'mma think happy thoughts now.
Nurse RedHeart is prepping for an ORAL exam(unlike all the other "suggestive" commnts below)